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Fork In The Blender - Training Bra Sweat

 
 

 

 
 

catalog: csr061

 
 

time: 217:00

 
 

release: 09.05.05

 
 

audio: 192k mp3

 

 

download: zip (301MB)

 

stream: m3u or flash


 

All artwork by Pete Martin.

 

 

"Man, where was this album in my teenage angst years? Just as well though, I would have probably burned our house down and danced around naked in the moonlight". - Cabral Jacobs, 'Dead Bush'

Fork in the Blender are Steve Gigante & Pete Martin (and the other way around). Individually and collectively they have played and/or recorded with 7 Year Rabbit Cycle, The Aces, The Androids, Angelfood, The Big D, The Big Meat Combo, Bimbo Toolshed, Black Horizon, Brave New World, Brother JT, Bullshitting Our Way Into Hell, Candy Machine, The Crickrats, Dan Ake, Deerhoof, Drama, The Eyes, Feverdreams, Fuel For Tongues, Gingerbread, The Golddiggers, Grux's Granwich Vaudeville Explosion, Hubcap City (from Beligum), Hungry Little Girl, Jesse and the Faultliners, New World, The Numbers (with a "The"), Old Time Relijun, Otis Fodder, Our Little Secret, Over The Edge, Owls (pre-7YRC), Painless Martha, Really Wired, Red Means Go, Six Organs of Admittance, Smegma and the Acetones, The Smoove, The Sports Bar Dildos, The Stone Groove, Stonehenge, Stonehenge (#2..."it spans"), Super Pussy, Tampon Militia, THFTFFTHF, The Three Young Jews (absolutely no anti-Semitism meant, implied, or to be extrapolated), Tiny Bird Mouths, The Vultures, Wax My Camaro, The Weird Weeds, The White Trash Debutantes, X-itz, and Zen Guerrilla.

Steve is currently a member of Dark Inside the Sun and W-S Burn. Pete is leader of and spiritual advisor to Eddie the Rat. WARNING: This release could have been 3 more CDs. Sense of humor (and a bit of time) required.


01

I'll have my reality Sunny-side Up

4:57

02

Turn it Down

3:10

03

Sent Up

1:54

04

Identity Crisis Day

2:09

05

Doormat

3:33

06

Messy Workbench

5:14

07

Ozzy's Wet Dream

13:31

08

Go, Cat, Go!

6:18

09

Pete Moss Chronic

8:37

10

Just Let Me Out

2:57

11

Hey! Hey! The Blues are alright

1:55

12

Go play keyboards at a wedding and make thousands of dollars, asshole ("but Don, I Wanna Rock!")

5:08

13

Rubber Band Swing

3:18

14

Pete Townshend is my Dad

3:35

15

Too Stoned to Jam

3:48

16

I thought you were fucking dead

3:20
     
 

disc 1

 


01

Get me home safe, Slice

2:25

02

Roll over Beethoven

1:33

03

Pig Pool Party

3:55

04

Smear the Queer

5:06

05

Ride it high, Sly

1:42

06

I'll drink to Christ

2:00

07

Hell's where I wanna be

5:39

08

Takes More

2:18

09

The Orbital Motion

3:25

10

Mrs. Maybre is a Stoner

3:21

11

Waiting for Aerosmith (to give you your royalty check)

6:33

12

Mr. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

4:01

13

Swamp Blues

4:21

14

Vitamin Deficient

3:16

15

No One Here Got Out Alive (but good ol' Jim got between her thighs)

4:36

16

Laser Fast Fucker On Zit Cream

1:55

17

The Steve Gigante Guitar Instructional Videotape Advertisement

1:14

18

Johnny B. Goode

1:05

19

28's a Little Bit Late for This

2:50

20

Bricks In My Pillow/Love Some Guy in the Stormy Sky

7:37

21

I said I feel like a fucking old man

2:29

22

Unruly

1:52
     
 

disc 2

 


01

Fork in the Blender

3:09

02

Cat named Clyde

3:58

03

MTV is all Commercials

2:35

04

French Kiss

12:58

05

Blood on the Sidewalk (Doo Doo Doo)

5:51

06

Hellertown Cops

10:47

07

Yer Mudda Wears Combat Boots

4:44

08

(I'm a) Swirl Girl

8:05

09

Is Pete like some Asexual Being from Outer Space or Something

3:27

10

Torturing Insects and Animals

5:46

11

Rock 'n Roll Done Broke My Heart

8:41
     
 

disc 3

front | back (3-cd case)